"Ate a Vegetable" Ribbon

Boldfaced Goods

  • $ 5.00

In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, we’ve created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honour the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.
Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons.

This listing is for a single ribbon. 


Material: Gold stamped satin. Measurements: 7.5" long x 2" wide

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