Wood laser etched keychains made in the United States that are the perfect simple statement to make you laugh (and, you know, hold your keys)
This is the updated keychain style (want a little lighter weight? The old style is still available)
SORRY I'M LATE, I DIDN'T WANT TO COME
Size: 3.5 x .18 x 1 in
Printing: Engraved
Material: Cherry wood with brass key ring