Grown Ass Lady Magnet

Lying on the couch while it's entirely covered in unfolded laundry? I'm a grown-ass lady, and I do what I want. Eating a whole cheese plate by myself for dinner? I'm a grown-ass lady, and I do what I want. Taking the advice of a refrigerator magnet a little too seriously? I'm a grown-ass lady, and I do what I want. 

  - Magnet measures 3.54"x 2.36"